| Dustin: | Why do you need 2 cats? |
|---|---|
| Raf: | Just in case I have to get rid of the first one. |
1| Austin: | I want to dip my penis in chocolate... |
|---|---|
| Raf: | And put in your mouth! |
| Austin: | You want my chocolate covered penis in your mouth? |
I would find a way to put 2 million Dicks on a sedan.
Raf on vehicular vandalism.
| Raf: | Bro I saw this really hot blind chick! I was surprised. |
|---|---|
| Josh: | Why are you surprised? |
| Raf: | I've never seen one that was hot. |
| Austin: | I like how that page has a ton of chicks and the cat gets your attention. |
|---|---|
| Raf: | I don't give a fuck! |
| Austin: | Dat young pussy. |
| Raf: | Oh yeah... Wait what? |
| Moriah: | Dicks can't vibrate. |
|---|---|
| Raf: | Yes they can! |
| Moriah: | Does your dick vibrate? |
| Raf: | It can! |
| *After everyone attempting to be fancy by putting their pinkies up* | |
| Raf: | You're pinky isn't straight up. |
| Rae: | Cut your finger nails. |
| Austin: | What happens if I go and you don't go? Then Josh has to make a choice. |
|---|---|
| Raf: | If Josh goes with me, you'll be alone. |
| Austin: | Yeah but if I go by myself, she might give me extra credit. |
| Raf: | Yeah, and I'll suck your dick! |
You went to Busch Gardens? Did you go on the Kraken?!?
Raf on incorrect classification of roller-coaster apellations.
